Fannie: In honor of our great nation's Independence Day, I have produced something patriotic.
Crusty: I'm not even touching that one.
Fannie: Why of course I'll tell you about my patriotic product, Crusty, and thank you for asking. I have produced a patriotic log out of my anus -- the base of the turd consists of the pint of blueberries I ate yesterday, it's reticulated with stripes of the watermelon I ate for breakfast and it's starred with partially digested corn from last night. Eat your heart out, George Washington.
Crusty: Ew.
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