PROFESSIONAL:
Licensed In: Florida: September 2009
Rank: Lowest (wo)man on the totem pole; even beneath Heifer's hairy lard ass. Which is a disgusting place to be. Please save me.
Area of Practice: Family Law, Scatology.
Comment: I don't practice criminal law. No, I will not "keep you out of jail," and no, I will not talk with you about the Casey Anthony trial.
PERSONAL:
Age: 27 (I don't ever plan to update this.)
Astrological Sign: Leo Prrrrrrrooooowwwwwlllll.
Relationship Status: Single and looking.
Interests: Sports (football! Gators!), puns, art, dancing, long walks on the beach, candelight dinners.
I know this isn't a dating site, but hey boys. *bats eyelashes*
