Fannie: *YAWN* I am sooooooo sleepy. I had insomnia last night and was trolling the Craigslist personal ads for kicks.
Crusty: WERE YOU LOOKING FOR A DATE?!?!
Fannie: NO! Jesus! I just like to read the ads sometimes because they're funny. People are freaks!
Crusty: Just tell me you wouldn't go out with anyone you met on Craigslist and end up in a freezer like that bird you found on the golf course.
Fannie: I wouldn't/won't date anyone off of Craiglist. But I just wanted to tell you about this one guy's ad. His username is "SoloMcLovin48" and he wants to find a squirter.
Crusty: Nice.
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