Crusty: Why not?
Fannie: Heifer has started walking at lunchtime, so she's been using the shower. It's just disgusting.
Crusty: Pubey?
Fannie: Come here. [takes Crusty by hand and takes her to shower stall]
Crusty: EW!! Holy shit!
Fannie: I KNOW! I think that's toe jam up against the wall, next to all the pubes.
Crusty: There are footprints in the mildew.
Fannie: Those aren't my footprints, and that mildew is pink.
Crusty: Ew.
Fannie: I'd rather be sweaty and stinky and yuck all afternoon than shower in THAT, where Heifer washes her sweaty bush and walks around in bare, sock jammy feet.
Crusty: Ew. I don't blame you.
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