Fannie: Ugh! Heifer blew up the bathroom on this side of the office again. Ima leave her a typed note that says "Double flush, please."
Crusty: Or you could leave this:
Fannie: Do you think I should put it up on the stall wall so that she'll see it as she's sitting down? Like at seated eye level.
Crusty: Well, if you use the hippo sign, you should post it on the back wall, because that's where the Splatter Zone is.
Fannie: By then it's too late though, because she might not see it until after she's already exploded her ass all over the place.
Crusty: Ew. I'm going to use the public bathrooms on the 1st Floor.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Scent of a Chickpea
Fannie: Man, the conference room is smelling FUNKY.
Crusty: Oh. I farted in there when we were leaving the meeting.
Fannie: What the hell did you eat for lunch?
Crusty: Garbanzo bean soup.
Fannie: Ew!
Crusty: Oh. I farted in there when we were leaving the meeting.
Fannie: What the hell did you eat for lunch?
Crusty: Garbanzo bean soup.
Fannie: Ew!
Crusty: It's packed with protein.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Monday 14 February: Log Jam
Fannie: Thanks for today's page from you What's Your Poo Telling You? calendar. It's very sweet.
Crusty: You're welcome! Happy Valentine's Day, Fannie!
Fannie: Happy VD to you, too, Crusty. I love you!
Crusty: I love EW, too!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Monday 07 February: Yellow Poo (NOW WE KNOW WHY!!!)
Fannie: It's crazy the way Dr. Stools seems to intuit our scatalogical questions as they arise.
Crusty: Whatever. You're an idiot. At least we know why Heifer's poop is all yellowy and mustardy.
Fannie: I wonder if she takes laxative pills to lose weight.
Crusty: I know she takes "diet" pills.
Fannie: Laxatives.
Crusty: Yeah, probably. That would explain a lot of what she leaves in the toilet for us.
Fannie: Ew.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Mustard Colored Oatmeal
Crusty: You should go check out the bathroom. Heifer left remnants again.
Fannie: Ew. I don't want to see her remnants.
Crusty: You have to. It's like a mustard-colored pile of oatmeal.
Fannie: Ew ew ew! Like bright yellow mustard or dijon?
Crusty: More like spicy brown mustard with seeds.
Fannie: But like oatmeal in texture?
Crusty: Yes! A pile of oatmeal.
Fannie: Ew.
Fannie: Ew. I don't want to see her remnants.
Crusty: You have to. It's like a mustard-colored pile of oatmeal.
Fannie: Ew ew ew! Like bright yellow mustard or dijon?
Crusty: More like spicy brown mustard with seeds.
Fannie: But like oatmeal in texture?
Crusty: Yes! A pile of oatmeal.
Fannie: Ew.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Supernova
Fannie: Ew! What the hell did Heifer eat for lunch?!?
Crusty: Oh, Lord. What now?
Fannie: Heifer blew up the fucking bathroom!
Crusty: What else is new?
Fannie: THIS is new. It's like her ass was a supernova -- a tremendous toilet explosion of gas and colorful particles.
Crusty: Oh, Lord. What now?
Fannie: Heifer blew up the fucking bathroom!
Crusty: What else is new?
Fannie: THIS is new. It's like her ass was a supernova -- a tremendous toilet explosion of gas and colorful particles.
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