Thursday, August 4, 2011

Separation Anxiety

Crusty:  Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'm leaving for the Hamptons tomorrow!! This is my first real vacation since we've worked here!

Fannie:  I'm going to miss you!  When are you getting back?

Crusty:  Thursday.  I'll miss you too!

Fannie:  I'm experiencing separation anxiety.  I'm going to go pee on something.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Pooberry Lysol

Crusty:  The bathroom smells like pooberry.

Fannie:  What?

Crusty:  I went in there and it smelled like berry fresh lysol, and then OMG i walked into a wall of shit smell. 

Fannie:  Oh, sorry.  That was me.

Crusty:  Thanks for the courtesy spray, but it's like when a smoker tries to hide the smoke smell with too much cologne.

Fannie:  The smell really does linger in your nostrils and then it sort of seeps into your mouth.

Crusty:  Pooberry aftertaste.