Crusty: Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'm leaving for the Hamptons tomorrow!! This is my first real vacation since we've worked here!
Fannie: I'm going to miss you! When are you getting back?
Crusty: Thursday. I'll miss you too!
Fannie: I'm experiencing separation anxiety. I'm going to go pee on something.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Pooberry Lysol
Crusty: The bathroom smells like pooberry.
Fannie: What?
Crusty: I went in there and it smelled like berry fresh lysol, and then OMG i walked into a wall of shit smell.
Fannie: Oh, sorry. That was me.
Crusty: Thanks for the courtesy spray, but it's like when a smoker tries to hide the smoke smell with too much cologne.
Fannie: The smell really does linger in your nostrils and then it sort of seeps into your mouth.
Crusty: Pooberry aftertaste.
Fannie: What?
Crusty: I went in there and it smelled like berry fresh lysol, and then OMG i walked into a wall of shit smell.
Fannie: Oh, sorry. That was me.
Crusty: Thanks for the courtesy spray, but it's like when a smoker tries to hide the smoke smell with too much cologne.
Fannie: The smell really does linger in your nostrils and then it sort of seeps into your mouth.
Crusty: Pooberry aftertaste.
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