Fannie: *YAWN* I am sooooooo sleepy. I had insomnia last night and was trolling the Craigslist personal ads for kicks.
Crusty: WERE YOU LOOKING FOR A DATE?!?!
Fannie: NO! Jesus! I just like to read the ads sometimes because they're funny. People are freaks!
Crusty: Just tell me you wouldn't go out with anyone you met on Craigslist and end up in a freezer like that bird you found on the golf course.
Fannie: I wouldn't/won't date anyone off of Craiglist. But I just wanted to tell you about this one guy's ad. His username is "SoloMcLovin48" and he wants to find a squirter.
Crusty: Nice.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
How to Beat the Bloat
Crusty: All morning I felt bloated and fat and I couldn't figure out why.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: So I just took a field trip to the 5th floor bathroom and pooped a garden hose.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: And now I'm thin again. As I turned to flush, a woman walked in, literally gasped for air, and walked right back out.
Fannie: Eeeewwwwww.
Crusty: There ya go.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: So I just took a field trip to the 5th floor bathroom and pooped a garden hose.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: And now I'm thin again. As I turned to flush, a woman walked in, literally gasped for air, and walked right back out.
Fannie: Eeeewwwwww.
Crusty: There ya go.
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