Crusty: All morning I felt bloated and fat and I couldn't figure out why.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: So I just took a field trip to the 5th floor bathroom and pooped a garden hose.
Fannie: ...
Crusty: And now I'm thin again. As I turned to flush, a woman walked in, literally gasped for air, and walked right back out.
Fannie: Eeeewwwwww.
Crusty: There ya go.
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