Crusty: The bathroom smells like pooberry.
Fannie: What?
Crusty: I went in there and it smelled like berry fresh lysol, and then OMG i walked into a wall of shit smell.
Fannie: Oh, sorry. That was me.
Crusty: Thanks for the courtesy spray, but it's like when a smoker tries to hide the smoke smell with too much cologne.
Fannie: The smell really does linger in your nostrils and then it sort of seeps into your mouth.
Crusty: Pooberry aftertaste.
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