Fannie: Here, eat these. I have more chocolate covered espresso beans than I can handle.
Crusty: Nooooooooo! I'm going over to New Boy's house after work! Let's forget for a second that espresso beans look like little turd pellets...I still don't want to have espresso piss when I get to his house! Plus, they'll make my breath smell like a rat carcass dipped in week-old coffee grounds.
Fannie: Ew.
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