Chicken Soup for the Soul

Crusty:  Maggie brought her dog to work today and she just took a giant, steamy shit in my office.

Fannie:  Wait, do you mean the dog took a shit, or Maggie took a shit?

Crusty:  Maggie's office-trained; I meant the DOG shit in my office, dumbass.  But what is Maggie feeding that thing?  The dogshit smells like the chicken noodle soup my grandma used to make.  I don't even mind the pile of shit in my office; it's actually kind of comforting.

Fannie:  Ew.