(driving back to work from lunch)
Fannie: Ugh, what is that rancid smell?
Crusty: Uh, sorry. I hotboxed your car.
Fannie: *rolls down window* Really, Crusty? You couldn't wait until we got back to the office???
Crusty: You take me to a Mexican restuarant for lunch. You feed me spicy food and stuff pinto beans down my throat. What did you THINK was gonna happen?; did you think I would fart lilacs and lavender?! No, Fannie. I'm gonna fart pork and beans and salsa. You brought this on yourself.
Fannie: Ew. *retch*
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