Bathroom Signage

Fannie:  Ugh!  Heifer blew up the bathroom on this side of the office again.  Ima leave her a typed note that says "Double flush, please."

Crusty:  Or you could leave this:

Fannie:  Do you think I should put it up on the stall wall so that she'll see it as she's sitting down?  Like at seated eye level.

Crusty:  Well, if you use the hippo sign, you should post it on the back wall, because that's where the Splatter Zone is.

Fannie:  By then it's too late though, because she might not see it until after she's already exploded her ass all over the place.

Crusty:  Ew.  I'm going to use the public bathrooms on the 1st Floor.