Mustard Colored Oatmeal

Crusty:  You should go check out the bathroom.  Heifer left remnants again.

Fannie:  Ew.  I don't want to see her remnants.

Crusty:  You have to.  It's like a mustard-colored pile of oatmeal.

Fannie:  Ew ew ew!  Like bright yellow mustard or dijon?

 

Crusty:  More like spicy brown mustard with seeds.

Fannie:  But like oatmeal in texture?

Crusty:  Yes!  A pile of oatmeal.

Fannie:  Ew.