Fannie: So you know how Judge Sand likes to hit on younger attorneys and take them on trips? He just asked me to go to New Zealand with him. I've always wanted to go there.
Crusty: Uh, yeah, isn't he 81? And wouldn't you have to be his sex slave? Or at least his testicle sex slave. You'd have to suck his wrinkly, 81 year old balls. I bet they're filled with dust, Fannie. I bet they're all dusty and chalky and malleable and droopy. Like a pitcher's rosin bag.
Fannie: Okay, okay, fine! I won't go! *shudder* Ew.
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