Fannie: Blueberries are on sale at Publix, 2/$5.
Crusty: I know. We bought some last night.
Fannie: They make my poop greenish purple and tarry.
Crusty: That is TMI, Fannie.
Fannie: I know. Sorry. But it's true. I think I ate too many.
Crusty: How many did you eat?
Fannie: A pint.
Crusty: In one sitting?
Fannie: Ngh. I'm really constipated.
Crusty: Ew.
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