Wild, Wild West

(yesterday)...

Crusty:   Ew, our bathroom is getting too gross to use.

Fannie:  Yeah, we need to get Janitor up in here to sweep up.

...(today)...

Fannie:  Janitor finally came through for us.  I wonder how big the tumbleweed of Heifer's pubes was.

Crusty:  Ew.

Mopped Up

Fannie:  So Janitor finally mopped our bathroom, but he didn't fucking sweep first!

Crusty:  Ew, I think I know the answer to this, but ... how can you tell?

Fannie:  Judge for yourself.

Crusty:  It almost looks like it's spelling "help me."

Fannie:  Even the pubic hairs are grossed out by the bathroom floor.

Crusty:  Ew.

Fannie:  Yeah, ew.