Showing posts with label Heifer's pube balls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heifer's pube balls. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Shower

Fannie:  I can't use the shower at work anymore.

Crusty:  Why not?

Fannie:   Heifer has started walking at lunchtime, so she's been using the shower.  It's just disgusting.

Crusty:   Pubey?

Fannie:   Come here.  [takes Crusty by hand and takes her to shower stall]


Crusty:  EW!!  Holy shit! 

Fannie:  I KNOW!  I think that's toe jam up against the wall, next to all the pubes.

Crusty:  There are footprints in the mildew.

Fannie:  Those aren't my footprints, and that mildew is pink.

Crusty:  Ew. 

Fannie:  I'd rather be sweaty and stinky and yuck all afternoon than shower in THAT, where Heifer washes her sweaty bush and walks around in bare, sock jammy feet.

Crusty:  Ew. I don't blame you.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Wild, Wild West

(yesterday)...

Crusty:   Ew, our bathroom is getting too gross to use.

Fannie:  Yeah, we need to get Janitor up in here to sweep up.

...(today)...

Fannie:  Janitor finally came through for us.  I wonder how big the tumbleweed of Heifer's pubes was.

Crusty:  Ew.