(yesterday)...
Crusty: Ew, our bathroom is getting too gross to use.
Fannie: Yeah, we need to get Janitor up in here to sweep up.
...(today)...
Fannie: Janitor finally came through for us. I wonder how big the tumbleweed of Heifer's pubes was.
Crusty: Ew.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
What a Waste
(text message conversation)
Crusty: As I sit here blowing up the handicapped stall of the 5th floor bathroom, I can't help but think that the sign on the bloody tampon receptacle is appropriate.
Fannie: I can't help but think that the fact that you're sitting in the handicapped stall is appropriate. What does the sign say?
Crusty:
Fannie: EW!
Crusty: As I sit here blowing up the handicapped stall of the 5th floor bathroom, I can't help but think that the sign on the bloody tampon receptacle is appropriate.
Fannie: I can't help but think that the fact that you're sitting in the handicapped stall is appropriate. What does the sign say?
Crusty:
Fannie: EW!
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