Monday 14 February: Log Jam

Fannie:  Thanks for today's page from you What's Your Poo Telling You? calendar.  It's very sweet.

Crusty:  You're welcome!  Happy Valentine's Day, Fannie!

Fannie:  Happy VD to you, too, Crusty.  I love you!

Crusty:  I love EW, too!

Monday 07 February: Yellow Poo (NOW WE KNOW WHY!!!)

Fannie:  It's crazy the way Dr. Stools seems to intuit our scatalogical questions as they arise.

Crusty:  Whatever.  You're an idiot.  At least we know why Heifer's poop is all yellowy and mustardy.

Fannie:  I wonder if she takes laxative pills to lose weight.

Crusty:  I know she takes "diet" pills.

Fannie:  Laxatives.

Crusty:  Yeah, probably.  That would explain a lot of what she leaves in the toilet for us.

Fannie:  Ew.

Wednesday 05 January: Pungent Pee

Fannie:  I'm surprised you didn't know this!

Crusty:  It's not really the type of thing that you just ask your waiter.

Fannie:  That's true.  Now that you mention it, I'm not sure where I learned this, aside from personal observation.  Someone told me that it has to do with a particular enzyme that not everyone has.

Crusty:  So not everyone's asparagus pee is stinky?

Fannie:  I guess not.

Crusty:  That's weird.

Fannie:  Sometimes I can smell it when I drink too much coffee or eat tuna fish salad.

Crusty:  FANNIE!  EW!  TMI!

Fannie:  Does that happen to your pee?

Crusty:  I've never noticed it with tuna, but I have had Starbucks smelling pee before.

Fannie:  Gross.  Me too.

Monday 03 January: Crop Dusting

Crusty:  Thanks for the "What's Your Poo Telling You?" calendar.

Fannie:  You're welcome!  I had a hard time choosing between all the different calendars, but this one seemed appropriate given the gastrointestinal issues of our coworkers.  I was going to get you the vocabulary word-a-day calendar.  I also considered giving you a Go Green conservation hints-a-day calendar.

Crusty:  No, this was a good choice.  It's more educational than the other two.

Fannie:  Around here, it's not so much what YOUR poo is telling you; it's more about what Heifer's unflushed poo remnants are telling us.

Crusty:   Ew.  Remnants.

Fannie:  Yeah, ew.