Showing posts with label What's Your Poo Telling You?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What's Your Poo Telling You?. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Monday 14 February: Log Jam
Fannie: Thanks for today's page from you What's Your Poo Telling You? calendar. It's very sweet.
Crusty: You're welcome! Happy Valentine's Day, Fannie!
Fannie: Happy VD to you, too, Crusty. I love you!
Crusty: I love EW, too!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Monday 07 February: Yellow Poo (NOW WE KNOW WHY!!!)
Fannie: It's crazy the way Dr. Stools seems to intuit our scatalogical questions as they arise.
Crusty: Whatever. You're an idiot. At least we know why Heifer's poop is all yellowy and mustardy.
Fannie: I wonder if she takes laxative pills to lose weight.
Crusty: I know she takes "diet" pills.
Fannie: Laxatives.
Crusty: Yeah, probably. That would explain a lot of what she leaves in the toilet for us.
Fannie: Ew.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Wednesday 05 January: Pungent Pee
Crusty: It's not really the type of thing that you just ask your waiter.
Fannie: That's true. Now that you mention it, I'm not sure where I learned this, aside from personal observation. Someone told me that it has to do with a particular enzyme that not everyone has.
Crusty: So not everyone's asparagus pee is stinky?
Fannie: I guess not.
Crusty: That's weird.
Fannie: Sometimes I can smell it when I drink too much coffee or eat tuna fish salad.
Crusty: FANNIE! EW! TMI!
Fannie: Does that happen to your pee?
Crusty: I've never noticed it with tuna, but I have had Starbucks smelling pee before.
Fannie: Gross. Me too.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Monday 03 January: Crop Dusting
Fannie: You're welcome! I had a hard time choosing between all the different calendars, but this one seemed appropriate given the gastrointestinal issues of our coworkers. I was going to get you the vocabulary word-a-day calendar. I also considered giving you a Go Green conservation hints-a-day calendar.
Crusty: No, this was a good choice. It's more educational than the other two.
Fannie: Around here, it's not so much what YOUR poo is telling you; it's more about what Heifer's unflushed poo remnants are telling us.
Crusty: Ew. Remnants.
Fannie: Yeah, ew.
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