Fannie: How is it that my asshole just easily passed a log with the girth of a baseball bat, yet it rejects even a hint of anal sex? My boyfriend isn't that big.
...silence...
...silence...
Fannie: Ew.
Crusty: I win.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Espresso
Crusty: Dude, I'm struuuuugggglin'. I can't stay awake this afternoon!
Fannie: Here, eat these. I have more chocolate covered espresso beans than I can handle.
Crusty: Nooooooooo! I'm going over to New Boy's house after work! Let's forget for a second that espresso beans look like little turd pellets...I still don't want to have espresso piss when I get to his house! Plus, they'll make my breath smell like a rat carcass dipped in week-old coffee grounds.
Fannie: Ew.
Fannie: Here, eat these. I have more chocolate covered espresso beans than I can handle.
Crusty: Nooooooooo! I'm going over to New Boy's house after work! Let's forget for a second that espresso beans look like little turd pellets...I still don't want to have espresso piss when I get to his house! Plus, they'll make my breath smell like a rat carcass dipped in week-old coffee grounds.
Fannie: Ew.
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